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Selling Porn. In less than 24 hours we leave for tour ... FUCK YEAH !!!
— May 31st 2008
I sold porn all day and then tonight we are playing a show at the Rusty Nail.
— May 30th 2008
Bitchslicer Practice.
— May 29th 2008
Today I went to the warehouse and Kevin had already printed all of the shirts.
Thank You Kevin !!! Bitchslicer Practice.
— May 28th 2008
Last Night Kicked so Much Ass !!! All the bands were great and everyone hung out
together, so much fun. I am now selling porn on little sleep but who cares ...
it is always worth it from playing the shows.
— May 27th 2008
I ran around with Victoria and got the rest of the shirts we needed for screen
printing today. 170 all together. Tonight we get to go to DE and play with
Call the Paramedics, Ex Dementia, Swashbuckle, and ... IMPALED !!!
— May 26th 2008
Today Victoria & I ran around and bought some shirts for screen printing, and
then later we practiced the set.
— May 25th 2008
The show last night at the Rusty Nail was fun. The bands were all very different
from each other and seemed to be somewhat of an odd mixed but we had a lot of
friends come out, and we all had a good time.
— May 24th 2008
Doing a doubles at the porn store today and tomorrow ... UGH !!! At least
I have a shitload of time to try to fill these open tour dates. Besides that
I have been playing Shaolin vs Evil Dead over and over with no sound while I
listen to the Altar of Giallo and email people all day and sell porn. Tough
Job !!!
— May 23rd 2008
Last night was so much fun, Gruesome was even better than on monday, it
was Rob of Germs first show playing bass with Eph Tradition, frans second
show with us, and really everyone had a good time. Great Night !!!
— May 22nd 2008
Tonight we get to play with Gruesome stuff Relish again, YEAH !!!
— May 21st 2008
The show for last night got canceled which really sucked. The venue
just decided that it was not going to host the show and never notified
anyone, really shitty !!!
— May 20th 2008
The show last night was Killer, Fran was killer, our new banner was
killer, our new tour van was killer, and all of the bands were killer.
After the show Gruesome Stuff Relish & Ex Dementia stayed over at our
house, and we all hung out, got drunk, and had a great little after
party ... and yes it did all end with a girl getting peed on.
— May 19th 2008
Booking, Practice, and then a Killer show tonight !!! After playing bass
for six weeks, Fran will make his debut with Bitchslicer tonight. It is
gonna fucking RULE !!!
— May 18th 2008
Drove back to Philly from Gettysburg, hung out a bit checking e-mails
and then Fran & I got together to go over the songs.
— May 17th 2008
My little sister got married today, congratulations Meany & Rob !!!
— May 16th 2008
Today Victoria and I drove to Gettysburg for my little sisters
wedding rehearsal dinner.
— May 15th 2008
Booking, Practice, and we got our blank canvas banners back from being
hemmed, Thank You Kelly !!! Also today I bought a Grommet Gun to
gromninate the banners.
— May 14th 2008
Booking & Practice.
— May 13th 2008
Booking & Practice.
— May 12th 2008
I did nothing at all today. I felt really sick so I slept almost 20 hours and
then got up to lay on the couch and watch movies with the mini monsters.
— May 11th 2008
After playing 69 shows in the last 14 months, Justin has officially played his
last show with Bitchslicer. He decided to leave about 6 weeks ago but has continued
to play with us until we got settled in with a new bass player. We have some what
kept this on the DL but it is now official. Over the last 3 years Justin and I have
literally spent hundreds of hours playing music together between Bitchslicer and then
in Returner before that. So I am really happy to say that after all of that, even
though things are ending, they are ending on a good note ... so Fuck You Justin !!!
— May 10th 2008
Today Ant bought a van for tour, YEAH !!! Also our buttons came in the mail today. I
ordered them three months ago. The dude said it would take 2-8 weeks. After it had been
8 weeks I emailed the dude to ask what was up and he never responded so I was positive
that we had gotten ripped off. I don't know what the deal was or why the dude didn't
email me back, but at least we did get the buttons. Beyond that ... show last night,
show tonight, booking, selling porn, no sleep, caffeine, yeah.
— May 09th 2008
We played a show, and then we played again.
— May 08th 2008
Booking & Practice.
— May 07th 2008
Booking & Practice.
— May 06th 2008
Booking & Practice.
— May 05th 2008
Booking & No Practice.
— May 04th 2008
Booking & Practice.
— May 03rd 2008
Tonight is Rich's Birthday show at the Thunderdome. Should be a great
time, Clamfight is playing.
— May 02nd 2008
A day off from everything.
— May 01st 2008
Booking & No Practice.
— April 30th 2008
Booking & No Practice.
— April 29th 2008
Booking & No Practice.
— April 28th 2008
Happy Anniversary Victoria !!!
— April 27th 2008
I got a couple of new dates added to the tour. Other than that I made
some fliers for a few upcoming shows and then I hung out at the Tritone
watching some really good metal.
— April 26th 2008
The show last night was fun, today I sitting here in front of the
computer trying to update stuff, but I don't think to much is happening
today.
— April 25th 2008
Tonight we are playing a show with Clamfight and CBH whose name is now
Fuck Face.
— April 24th 2008
Tonight we are playing a show in Trenton with Superchrist !!!
— April 23rd 2008
I worked on booking today and then we have practice later.
— April 22nd 2008
I don't think that anything band related went on today ???
— April 21st 2008
Today we put in a new shirt order. Full Color Lycanthropic Fellatio Shirts.
Hopefully we will have these back by mid May, or the Beginning of June at the
latest.
— April 20th 2008
We drove back from Cleveland in the some really shitty weather. Since we
were in a truck we had everything Duct taped up with trash bags but some of
our stuff, like our merch, still ended up getting wet. Nothing was ruined though.
— April 19th 2008
Bitchslicer goes to Cleveland ...
— April 18th 2008
Today I spent the whole day and all night getting together things for the
trip, doing some DIY on 7" & CD covers that we were out of, things like that.
— April 17th 2008
Booking
— April 16th 2008
Booking
— April 15th 2008
Booking and Practice
— April 14th 2008
Booking
— April 13th 2008
Today I sold porn for 14 hours on 3 hours of sleep. I tried really hard to
be productive and do some updating and booking but it was just not happening.
— April 12th 2008
Selling Porn, Updating Website, Thrashing out in the basement tonight with
Slumlord, Sin of Angels, & I Destoyer.
— April 11th 2008
I spent the whole day in the computer zone. I made maybe ten fliers, and sent out
so many e-mails. I did keep myself sane by taking lots of short cartoon breaks.
— April 10th 2008
I think that I went to bed on Wednesday and then woke up on Friday ... I have no
recollection of Thursday ever happening.
— April 09th 2008
Practice tonight, and a bunch of other shit too. We are planning some new T-shirts
for late May & June Tour.
— April 08th 2008
Thrashing out tonight at the Tritone with Altar of Dagon, Pelvic Fury, & Sil Veth.
— April 07th 2008
Today I spent most of the Day with the Junior Division, in the upcoming months
keep your eyes peeled for "REPTOSLICER".
— April 06th 2008
Selling Porn, & Booking Shows ... watching this movie called "Breached" about
Robert Hannsen. I watched this other movie about Robert Hannsen before I think
it was called Master Spy. Anyway ... this Breached movie is pretty kick ass. It
is hard to catch everything while watching movies here at work unless you constantly
hit pause so I just keep hitting play when the movie ends. I have watched it three
times now. Good movie. Then later on we have a show tonight at Mojo 13.
— April 05th 2008
I am at the porn store trying to fill in Tour Dates and making fliers for all of
these upcoming shows, and find bands for all of the shows I am booking over the
next 3 months.
— April 04th 2008
Today I am finally squared away on all of our mail orders, YEA !!!
— April 03rd 2008
Tonight I am selling porn, working on updating the website, adding
new shows, and making some fliers. I finally nailed down the last of the venues
for the shows we were trying to book with some bands that are playing around the
MDDF.
Monday May 19th @ Tritone in Philly PA - Gruesome Stuff Relish, Ex Dementia,
Bitchslicer, Dissector, Clamfight, Circadian Rising
Tuesday May 20th @ South Village Pub in Amityville NY - Fuck ... I’m Dead, Day
Everything Became Nothing, Gruesome Stuff Relish, Bitchslicer,
Obnoxious Gas, one more TBA
Thursday May 22nd @ Bankshots in Stanton DE - Gruesome Stuff Relish,
Bitchslicer, others TBA
Tuesday May 27th @ Mojo 13 in Wilmington DE - Impaled, Ex Dementia, Bitchslicer,
others TBA
— April 02nd 2008
Bitchslicer Practice. Our secret mission is going way better than
expected at this point. The better it goes, the sooner you will all
find out about it.
— April 01st 2008
Bitchslicer Practice, and then we worked on our secret mission
some more tonight.
— March 31st 2008
Tonight we got together to practice and to work on some things.
I guess you could say that right now we have some secret shit
going on right now and you will all find out about it soon enough.
— March 30th 2008
Wow, there are a so many thing out of date on the sight, it all
falls behind very quickly !!!
— March 29th 2008
Selling Porn, Working on Booking, LOTS on new shows added !!!
The show last night was a lot of fun, all the bands were good
and very laid back.
— March 28th 2008
Show at Bankshots tonight.
— March 27th 2008
Nothing much going on today, working on booking. Most of these
shows we are setting up around the death fest seem to be almost
worked out.
— March 26th 2008
Bitchslicer Practice, we worked on some of the newer stuff and then
started jamming and writing some new stuff.
— March 25th 2008
Bitchslicer practice, we ran the set and began working on some other
various things. You will all see soon enough.
— March 24th 2008
Bitchslicer practice, working on new stuff. The show last night went,
and was a really good learning experience.
— March 23rd 2008
Selling Porn on Easter to honor Jesus, quick Bitchslicer practice,
began to write new kick ass song, then off to the Secret surprise and
the show tonight.
— March 22nd 2008
Selling Porn, Making Fliers, Booking, Website Updates, Yeah !!!
— March 21st 2008
Booking, Booking, Booking.
— March 20th 2008
Tonight I sold porn and then Ant I got together for practice.
When we got to the warehouse, kevin had laid out the limited
Rich Hillen artwork for our new 7". Hopefully we will have
copies available for our next show.
— March 19th 2008
Pilgrimage to Gettysburg.
— March 18th 2008
I spent the whole day at the studio doing some maintenance and clean
up, still backing up the Sex with Sharks audio. Afterwards full band
practice.
— March 17th 2008
Today I slept way too much and then got together with Ant to make
the rock-n-roll. We mainly focused on refreshing our memories on the
new stuff and then running those songs trying to smooth out the rough
edges.
— March 16th 2008
The basement show last night was a lot of fun. No drama, just a
handful of great conversations in between some really fun bands.
— March 15th 2008
The show last night went well despite us having to leave early and
the situation. Today I am on the usual Saturday routine of selling
porn and updating the website, making fliers, booking some show ...
oh yeah, and answering lots of emails.
— March 14th 2008
Hmm ... ??? Not really doing anything today. Show tonight in Bensalem.
— March 13th 2008
Today I tried to really dig in and get caught up with booking until
June. Both for Bitchslicer shows, and the other various shows I have
been involved with booking ... and of course selling the porn.
— March 12th 2008
More audio file backups and then practice. Tonight we started really
going back through this new batch of songs, tweaking and fixing things.
— March 11th 2008
The show last night was a lot of fun !!! Today I am at the warehouse
backing up audio files, which right now happens to be Sex with Sharks.
Practice soon ...
— March 10th 2008
Today kicked ass !!! Ant and I got together to jam today and my plans we
to run the two new songs we just added to the set and the rest of the set,
and then work on the newest song we wrote last week "untitled #10". So we
did all of the and then finished up the ending to "untitled #09" ... and
then I started jamming on this riff that just happened to be the missing
ingredient for this one thing we had been messing with. We finished that
song up which is now "untitled #11". We covered some ground today for sure.
We are also planning on beginning the drum set up to record our next album,
next week. Oh Yeah !!!
— March 09th 2008
Today I finally caught the War Journal up to date on the empty entries. I
added a few older TWFCB's ones as well, so there are now entries for all
of the 83 shows I have played since 02/10/06.
— March 08th 2008
The usual Saturday Routine ... Selling Porn and Updating the Website.
— March 07th 2008
The show last night was fun, a few minor mishaps with the set but it all
worked out fine.
— March 06th 2008
Today I sent Sex with Sharks to Mammoth for Mastering, and tonight we play
a last minute show in DE.
— March 05th 2008
I got to the warehouse at noon today to record Northern Liberties. They are
doing a split 7" with another band whose name escapes me and today we recorded
the song for their side of the split. The whole day was smooth sailing. We
took our time setting up and sound checking, then we went to lunch. When we got
back from lunch the other guys had arrived and then we did a full band sound
check. Everyone was cool so began rolling. They did one throw away take, and
then kept the second take. Next we set up and recorded vocals. Scratched the
first take and kept the second take. Then we mixed ... start to finish it all
took six hours. Ant had come over to the warehouse around three with his new
drum set and spent the whole day putting new heads on all of the drums. So once
we finished up with the recording, we had Bitchslicer practice. We originally
set out to finish up the song we wrote on Monday and ended up writing another
new song.
— March 04th 2008
Bitchslicer practice tonight with the whole band. We ran the two new songs that
we planned on adding to our set this week ... and then ran the whole set with
the two new songs. It felt great !!!
— March 03rd 2008
Today I went to the warehouse a few hours before practice and worked on some general
studio maintenance and backing up audio file. Later on we had Bitchslicer practice,
and practice went great !!! We set out to finish the ending of this newer song
we have been working on and ended up writing an entirely new song.
— March 02nd 2008
Selling Porn, Updating Website, & Booking Shows. The show last night in DE was
a lot of fun. Also I just posted this blog entry I found online where this girl
talks a bunch of shit on us, on the Bitchslicer Myspace blog. Funny stuff.
— March 01st 2008
Selling Porn, Updating Website, & Booking Shows, probably going to DE
tonight to see Eph Tradition.
— February 29th 2008
The plan today was to go to the warehouse and finish mixing the new CBH /
Wallygrinder chumpy, which we did, but on the way to the warehouse we got
bumped a off course a little bit. I got a call from the Porn Store that
the new Bitchslicer 7 inches had just been delivered so we went to pick
them up. They are sweet !!! We got the "random color" option, and it
appears that we got the leftovers from a pepto pink color and a light
easter blue color. Most of the 7 inches are varying degrees of purple with
cool blue and pink splatter, but there were some that were such a deep shade
of purple that had an almost red color to them. There were also a few flat
out pink ones, some blue ones, and a few pink and blue mixes where the colors
stay separate enough to not turn into purple ... they thoroughly kick ass !!!
We are still waiting on the cover art work and all so they will not be available
right away, but very very soon !!!
— February 28th 2008
Selling Porn, Updating Website, & Booking Shows.
— February 27th 2008
Today I fixed the end of the song Sex with Sharks and prepare cd's to give
to Mammoth Sound who will be mastering the album.
— February 26th 2008
Bitchslicer practice and then we all listened to Sex with Sharks. Everyone
is happy with the sound and no songs need remixed. However we all agreed that
the ending on the song sex with sharks needed a tweak in editing. We also
decided to not include 3 of the 19 songs on the actual final release. Two of
theses three songs we will re-record for the next release.
— February 25th 2008
The show last night was great !!! It is an honor to have such great friends
and thank all of you who came and hung out last night and also on the 09th.
Today Victoria and I took the junior crew to Chucky Cheese for the after party
and was also a lot of fun. We also got our new business cards in today.
— February 24th 2008
Selling Porn all day and then immediately walking 10 blocks to the Tritone for
Victoria's Birthday and Rock-n-Roll celebration with Clamfight and Scareho, it
should be a great night after a sleazy day.
— February 23rd 2008
Typical saturday bullshit. Selling porn and updating the website ... and for
those of you who care, I have finished and posted all of the remaing War Journal
Entries for 2007, and January 2008 ... YEA !!!
— February 22nd 2008
After work last night Victoria, and I went to the warehouse so I could fix and
re-mix a few things ... so I could stop obsessing and being hard to deal with,
hahahaha. So today when I woke up I started in with the post production, and then
made some cd's and started listening to it in various stereos and such. After that
Victoria and I went to the Halfway House to see Eph Tradition, and the Eris Temple
to see Jen lightfoot. It was a pretty awesome day filled with music and ending in
a pleasant state of intoxication.
— February 21st 2008
I woke up and immediatley dove into tweaking some of the mixes in post production
until it was time for me to go and sell Porn. Now I am updating the website.
— February 20th 2008
Today I hung out with Waldo and worked on the CBH / Wallygrinder mixes, and the
afterwards Bitchslicer practice. Working on our newest song some more, we nailed
it down tonight !!! After practice I worked on the post production of the album.
— February 19th 2008
I went to the warehouse early today before practice to finish the final song,
"The Red Light in Her Eyes". I rewrote all of the lyrics, recorded the vocals,
and mixed this song. I may need to tweak and remix a few of the songs once I start
giving it all the critical listen, but all of the recording is now DONE !!! After
this Justin, Ant, and I worked on the newest song (that will hopefully be on upcoming
split we have in the idea works, with one of my favorite bands) ... and then our
test pressing for the new 7" came in the mail to the porn store. So we cut practice
a little early and we all went over to Justins house to listen to it, what a great
fucking day.
— February 18th 2008
Today I went to the warehouse and wrote lyrics to, recorded vocals to, and mixed,
"I Dream of Snakes", "Online Predator", & "While the Goats were Watching" ...
only one song remains.
— February 17th 2008
Last nights show in DE, at Bankshots was fun. Today I am selling Porn, Updating the
website, and trying to catch up on the War Journal entries.
— February 16th 2008
Selling Porn, Updating the website, and then a rock-n-roll show in Stanton DE tonight.
— February 15th 2008
The show last night was fun. Today I spent 10 hours at the warehouse working on
Sex with Sharks. I recorded the vocals to and mixed ... "Sex with Sharks",
"Re-Penetrator", "Gangbang at the Necropolis", & "Black Mask Rampage". Only four
songs remain !!!
— February 14th 2008
Happy Valentines Day ... from Bitchslicer. I am selling some porn and then later
tonight we are having a special Valentines Day show at the Millcreek Tavern with
Kermit Hell Lyman III, Bitchslicer, and BEER (a FEAR Tribute).
— February 13th 2008
Today I went to the warehouse and did some more work on the Sex with Sharks album.
I remixed two songs from last time, recorded vocals to "Porn of the Dead", & "
Streetwalker", and mixed three more songs ... making the score now 11 of the 19
songs done !!!
— February 12th 2008
Ice Storms and Metal Bands ... tonight at the Tritone with Bitchslicer, Pelvic
Fury, and Circadian Rising.
— February 11th 2008
I went to the warehouse today and worked more on the Sex with Sharks album.
Today I recorded vocals to "Semen Demons", & "If the Coffin's A Rockin' (Don't
come Knockin')" and then I mixed 4 more songs ... that makes 08 out of 19 songs
are done !!!
— February 10th 2008
Thrash metal road trip to Rhode Island.
— February 09th 2008
I am 32 years old today, Happy Birthday to me. Bands, Beer, & Bourbon down in
the Basement tonight !!!
— February 08th 2008
Today I got up and went to the warehouse and worked on the Sex with Sharks album.
I did the Vocals to "Dead by Now Blues", and then mixed 4 of the 19 songs.
— February 07th 2008
When I woke up today, I felt pretty normal, the Death Flu has left the building.
Rock-n-Roll show tonight in Trenton !!!
— February 06th 2008
Death Flu :: Day 10. Bed rest, cartoons, and practice ... today I think that the
death flu is beginning to subside.
— February 05th 2008
Death Flu :: Day 09. Bed rest, cartoons, and practice.
— February 04th 2008
Death Flu :: Day 08. Bed rest and cartoons ... big week ahead.
— February 03rd 2008
Death Flu :: Day 07. Selling Porn and updating the website.
— February 02nd 2008
Death Flu :: Day 06. I got up early and sold porn all day, then packed up the
rock-n-roll gear for a two and a half hour road trip to Seaford DE. The show was
cool, really good vibe.
— February 01st 2008
Death Flu :: Day 05. 33 Hours in a Nyquil Coma.
— January 31st 2008
Death Flu :: Day 04. MAJOR UPDATE !!! Our new "Addicted to Porn" 7 inch was mailed
out for pressing today. It features two new songs with our current lineup. There
will be 300 copies pressed on randomly colored vinyl, and it will be on RUSTY
AXE RECORDS / OBSCENITY CULT RECORDS. Thank you Victoria, we would never have
made the deadline without all of your help !!!
— January 30th 2008
Death Flu :: Day 03. I feel even worse today than I did yesterday, FUCK !!! I
went to the warehouse and cleaned up the bass tracks, and yesterdays vocals ...
until I had to give in and record more vocals. I would yell a line or two, then
start coughing until my eyes were watering, and drool was coming out of my mouth,
and I was on the verge of vomiting, but slowly the vocals all got done. I finished
up just about the guys came over to take our gear to the show at the fire.
— January 29th 2008
Death Flu :: Day 02. Body aches, joint pains, fever, no voice, and a migraine
headache ... time to do vocals. I went to the warehouse and finished up a bit
of editing and finished up a few lyrics procrastinating actually doing vocals,
but then I gave in and finally rolled on some vocal tracks. Since my voice was
shot I decided to approach the vocals differently. I got a regular live vocal
mic instead of what I normally use and I cupped it in my hands and yelled into
it with my mouth pretty much on the mic. I then double all the vocals with a pretty
much identical track. It didn't sound bad so I figured it was OK if it sounded
a little different. Doing this took me a while and I only completed the vocals
to Gore Whore, before Justin came over to do his bass tracks. Bass Tracks went
very smooth, then we got some grub, and practiced. We went over the set and reviewed
the newest stuff with Justin.
— January 28th 2008
Death Flu :: Day 01. Today I went over to the warehouse to finish up some editing
& begin recording vocals. Wallygrinder came over and did some back up vocals,
and then later on Ant did some backups on the "chorus" parts as well. After that
we practiced and started writing a new song. When I got to the warehouse I was
feeling fine but by the time I left I was really starting to feel, what I really
hoped was not the sickness that everyone around me has had for the last weeks.
— January 27th 2008
Selling porn ... the Hellside Wranglers show last night was a trip. Today I updated
the show, and added a bunch of show fliers.
— January 26th 2008
Selling porn, watching Sealab DVD's, and tonight a Hellside Wranglers show.
— January 25th 2008
Today I recorded my guitar tracks for "Gore Whore", and then made a bunch of show
fliers.
— January 24th 2008
Selling Porn, and then I got together with Ant. We were going to practice but
after listening to the drums for the 2 7" songs, the floor tom mic with making
a static noise in spots so we ended up recording his floor tom again, and I replaced
the old floor tom with the new sounds.
— January 23rd 2008
Today I recorded my guitar tracks for "Addicted to Porn", and then made a bunch
of show fliers.
— January 22nd 2008
Tonight we began teaching Justin the new song "Sexually Transmitted Disaster"
After practice, we decided to press a 7" with our demo versions of "Addicted to
Porn", & "Gore Whore" ... 300 random colored 7"s
— January 21st 2008
Today I recorded CBH / Wallygrinder all day. We began the whole mixing process
which involves some editing. I would estimate that we finished about one third
of the material today.
— January 20th 2008
Selling Porn, I finished the Damned MP3 page ... please go to this page and listen
to all of the released and some out of print Bitchslicer material.
— January 19th 2008
I spent the day in the studio doing vocals for "Sex with Sharks". Tonight there
is a Super bad ass show at the Tritone ... The Spades, Slumlord, & Northern Liberties.
Happy Birthday Kit, Happy Birthday Chris !!!
— January 18th 2008
Today I recorded CBH / Wallygrinder all day, and then got together with Ant and
finished working out "Sexually Transmitted Disaster".
— January 17th 2008
Selling Porn and working on the MP3 page.
— January 16th 2008
Today I recorded CBH / Wallygrinder all day & then Ant and I got together and
Jammed on our newest thrashterpiece AND titular track for what will be Bitchslicer
V ... "Sexually Transmitted Disaster"
— January 15th 2008
Sushi & then Snow ... nothing to report.
— January 14th 2008
Happy Birthday Meany, Happy Birthday Justin !!!
— January 13th 2008
The show last night was a lot of fun, hopefully soon I will get caught up on the
War Journal entries for the last couple of shows.
— January 12th 2008
Selling Porn all day and working on the damn website. I think I might have deciphered
the riddles of code and figured out how to make the new MP3 players on the site
work. I still need to "install" everything though ... but soon all of the music
will be up for everyone to listen to again. Oh yeah, rock-n-roll show tonight !!!
— January 11th 2008
Today I recorded CBH / Wallygrinder all day.
— January 10th 2008
Selling Porn, Answering Emails, Trying to line up some shows, and then practice.
— January 09th 2007
The show last night was great, Happy Birthday DJ !!!
— January 08th 2008
I destroyed shit with a hammer all day if the basement and then tonight we have
our first rock-n-roll show in 2008. We are gonna have a quick practice before
the show so that we can do a bunch of new shit ... I cannot wait !!!
— January 07th 2008
Today I finished all of the major bullshit in cleaning out the basement asides
from taking a hammer to a bunch of skids and shelves and what not, the basement
shows in 2008 are going to be so much more comfortable. It will kick ass !!!
— January 06th 2008
Selling Porn
— January 05th 2008
Selling Porn
— January 04th 2008
When I got up today I check my e-mail and there was a message waiting for me telling
me that the show at the Meatlocker for tonight was canceled. The Fire Marshall
shut it down for having some code violation. This really sucked since we had so
much fun playing there last time, but what can you do. We ended up getting together
and teaching Justin some of the new stuff that Ant and I have been working on.
— January 03rd 2008
Selling porn, answering emails, and updating the website ... practice later.
— January 02nd 2008
Things can finally get back to normal after all the stupid holiday reality. After
10 days off we get together tonight for practice, to work on some new songs, and
to make some big plans for the new year.
— January 01st 2008
New "Merch" Page added, with pics of all the past and present Bitchslicer Merch.
— December 31st 2007
Today I drank beer and bourbon, and I worked on cleaning up and fixing
the basement for our upcoming basement shows this year.
— December 30th 2007
The new shirts are now available to purchase on the website and the myspace page.
New Shows !!!
— December 29th 2007
Website updates and catching up in general.
— December 28th 2007
Today our new Lycanthropic Fellatio shirts arrived !!!
— December 27th 2007
Back in Philly. Today I began to catch up on all of the webstuff I am
so far behind on, photos, emails, mp3s, war journal, ect ...
— December 26th 2007
(Out of Town)
— December 25th 2007
(Out of Town)
— December 24th 2007
(Out of Town)
— December 23rd 2007
Selling porn and the never ending battle of updating the website.
Last night we played our last show in 2007 at the City Tap in Smyrna
Delaware, our 42rd show this year. Looking back so much has happened
this year. Justin joined up on bass and played his first show with the
band on 01.27.07 and played 40 shows with Bitchslicer shows this year.
Ant joined up on drums and played his first show on 10.20.07 and played
11 shows with Bitchslicer this year. A lot has happened, a lot has
changed, and Bitchslicer is ready to kick ass like never before in 2008
!!!
— December 22nd 2007
Selling Porn all day, and then a Bitchslicer show at the City Tap in
Smyrna Delaware.
— December 21st 2007
More work on the CBH / Wallygrinder recordings, and then a Bitchslicer
show at the Pale Dog Tavern in Newark Delaware.
— December 20th 2007
More work on the HHH recordings. We may have finished the project
tonight.
— December 19th 2007
More work on the CBH / Wallygrinder recordings, and then Bitchslicer
Practice afterwards. We ran the set and worked on the new song some
more.
— December 18th 2007
More work on the CBH / Wallygrinder recordings, and then Bitchslicer
Practice afterwards. Tonight instead of really working on anything we
battled the with the prospects of new gear and new sound.
— December 17th 2007
More work on the CBH / Wallygrinder recordings, and then Bitchslicer
Practice afterwards. Tonight we began working on new song #07.
— December 16th 2007
Selling porn, and updating the website. Resizing some show pictures to
hopefully add later on today, hopefully.
— December 15th 2007
Selling porn, and updating the website. Lots of New shows added !!!
After work we recorded some vocals for the CBH / Wallygrinder stuff.
— December 14th 2007
Last night was fun, tonight we go to Delaware to play some rock-n-roll
at Mojo 13.
— December 13th 2007
Recording CBH / Wallygrinder all day, and tonight we go to Baltimore
to plays some rock-n-roll at the sidebar.
— December 12th 2007
Recording CBH / Wallygrinder all day, and the Hydrogen Hell Horses all
night.
— December 11th 2007
More work on the CBH / Wallygrinder recordings, and then Bitchslicer
Practice afterwards.
— December 10th 2007
Today we worked more on the CBH / Wallygrinder recordings, and then we had
Bitchslicer Practice afterwards.
— December 09th 2007
The show last night was fun, I will hopefully catch up on the War Journal
for entries about the last three shows ASAP. Other than that not much going
on today.
— December 08th 2007
Selling porn, doing some web updates all day, and then playing some
rock-n-roll in DE tonight.
— December 07th 2007
Recording CBH / Wallygrinder, and then Bitchslicer practice. Also our new
stickers came today, sweet !!!
— December 06th 2007
Today I sold porn, answered some e-mails, and ironed out the details for
some of the upcoming shows ... and made some fliers.
— December 05th 2007
Recording CBH / Wallygrinder.
— December 04th 2007
Recording CBH / Wallygrinder, then Bitchslicer practice. We worked out the
newest song with Justin tonight. The new song is very different than the
other stuff we have been doing, the guitar lays back a lot and the drums and
bass are way more prominent.
— December 03rd 2007
Today Walt & I began the setup and recording of the new CBH / Wallygrinder
Project. The material recorded will all be unrehearsed, improvised, grind songs
that I will be recording as well as playing guitar on. After we we finished up
recording for the day I had Bitchslicer practice. Tonight we wrote another new
song, number six.
— December 02nd 2007
Selling porn, I did manage to do a few web updates, but mostly I just wasted
time all day watching season two of the Venture Brothers. The show last night
was so good !!! All the bands were great but the Estelles covered a Bitchslicer
song, that was the best.
— December 01st 2007
I sold porn all day, and thought a lot about still trying to play the acoustic
show tonight even though we had decided not to.
— November 30th 2007
Fuck Yeah !!! Tonight we are going to North Jersey to play at the Meatlocker.
— November 29th 2007
Selling Porn, then Bitchslicer practice.
— November 28th 2007
I rode the bus again today, man ... riding the bus sucks so bad. So today I
went to the warehouse to work on the Hydrogen Hell Horses recording. Today we
did no work on any of the audio, instead we gathered, recorded, and arranges
samples and the album intro. After the HHH left, we did our final evening of
drum tracks for the new Bitchslicer demo. We recorded tracks for the following
songs ... Addicted to Porn, Gore Whore, The Supernatural Male Enhancement Drug,
Corpse Rider, and "song 05" which has not yet been titled.
— November 27th 2007
After spending two hours riding the bus, we finished up the new Paths 2 Glory
recordings. We had actually finished up before but after listen to the cd for
a while, they wanted to fix three small mistakes in the recording. After P2G
finished up, we worked more on the new Bitchslicer demo.
— November 26th 2007
Today I got to hang out with Chris and Nick all day as they began recording the
first Spades album. Apparently the second album is well on its way to being
written but it will be recorded with the whole new line up once it is ready. So
anyway, today we set up and recorded all of the drums, bass, and rhythm guitar
tracks. After that Any came over and we began to demo the new Bitchslicer songs.
Chris had used Ants drums, so we decided to demo the new stuff since things we
already set up.
— November 25th 2007
Last night was a lot of fun !!! I am gonna sell porn all day long and then
hopefully get some pictures and a War Journal entry up from the show last nights
!!!
— November 24th 2007
I posted about 35 new pictures from the Halloween and the Den of Germs shows.
Selling porn until it is time to go and play some rock-n-roll !!!
— November 23rd 2007
Website stuff, then practice ... not much else.
— November 22nd 2007
I made some changes and updates to the myspace page today. I added the bio, buttons
to buy the shirts, and some other stuff. After that I re-sized photos from the last
two shows.
— November 21st 2007
Today I posted the official Bitchslicer BIO, Thank You Victoria !!!
— November 20th 2007
Today I worked with the Hydrogen Hell Horses on their upcoming album / recording.
We are quite possibly one session away from completion. Afterwards Ant & I played
some Rock-n-Roll. Last night while he was setting up his drums I was messing
around and starting playing a riff that immediately led to us writing our 05th
song together in a matter of minutes. So tonight we jammed on that song a few
times, played all the other new songs, tried out some ideas on the fourth song,
came to the conclusion that we need Justin in order to finish that song, and
broke out the grandpa's guitars to begin preparation for next weekends acoustic
show.
— November 19th 2007
New War Journal entry & check out the Video for
Bitchslicer vs Den of Germs - Rowhouse Stomp on Youtube.com. Kevin from Northern
Liberties filmed the set on Saturday and put the video up, Thank You Kevin !!!
— November 18th 2007
The show last night was so much fun, hopefully by the end of the night I will
have a War Journal entry and pictures from last night and Halloween up.
— November 17th 2007
New shows posted, new fliers posted, and after I get done selling porn, I get
to play Rock-n-Roll with Ant, Rob, & Chris. Bitchslicer vs. Den of Germs
... it should be interesting and fun.
— November 16th 2007
I worked on the basement for the show tomorrow night some, hurt my back, then
went to Bitchslicer practice. Tomorrow is gonna Rock !!!
— November 15th 2007
Our re-order of Sex with Sharks shirts are in !!!
— November 14th 2007
I ran around with my friend Mike today and then we ended up back at the warehouse
and recorded some Sex with Sharks, guitar leads. Then Bitchslicer practice.
— November 13th 2007
I had to get up really early today and fill in at the Porn Store. Afterwards
we had practice from 5:30-9:30, half full band and half Den of Germs stuff.
— November 12th 2007
Updates, Practice, Drinking at Tritone, then my friend Mike from back home came
down.
— November 11th 2007
Today I am trying to catch up on some updates.
— November 10th 2007
No Show, no practice, a new show, and a few fliers will soon be added.
— November 09th 2007
Our show in Johnstown for tomorrow was just canceled. Ant & I still got together
and ran the D.O.G. & new songs and then we began to work on the new stuff from
Wednesday night. This new song called "Corpse Rider" is now completed accept
for some smoothing out.
— November 08th 2007
Selling porn, no news.
— November 07th 2007
Today we finished up and mixed the new Jen Light foot album. Afterwards we had
Bitchslicer practice. We ran the set and then taught Justin the new song. He
thickened it up a bit and then we made a few tweaks and it is now pretty rockin
!!! We kept jamming after Justin left to work on more Den of Germs stuff, and
then just by fucking around I came up with a crazy ass riff that will likely
be the next thing we start working on.
— November 06th 2007
I spent all day recording Jen Lightfoot, and then right after wards we had Bitchslicer
practice. Justin couldn't make it so Ant & I just ended up working on the Den
of Germs stuff and the new song.
— November 05th 2007
Recording Paths 2 Glory today, we finished up and mixed everything down today.
After wards Ant and I finished up the new song we were working on last week.
We changed up some shit for the better from jamming on it tonight, I can't wait
until tomorrow when Justin comes in and gets some bass on it. After we worked
on that for a while we were jamming on "One Sip from Hell" by Den of Germs.
— November 04th 2007
Today I had a day off from everything, it was pure madness !!!
— November 03rd 2007
I added the 7" to the home page ... so you can now buy it directly from the
site. I really should have done that before, but ... you know ???
— November 02nd 2007
Tonight was bad ass, we wrote a new song. We started jamming on the parts from
last time and instead of finishing those parts, it totally transformed into
all new, even more bad ass parts ... and we finished it.
— November 01st 2007
Wow, the show last night was action packed, we all had such a great time !!!
Hopefully I will have a War Journal entry up later on. Right now I am selling
porn, watching Star Wars III, and doing some site updates ... new shows !!!
— October 31st 2007
Selling porn, updating the website, and I
cannot fucking wait until tonight !!!
— October 30th 2007
Bitchslicer practice, we are seriously
going to kick ass tomorrow night !!! After practice I finished assembling the very
last of the Extreme Audio Gang Bang 7"s ... YEAH !!!
— October 29th 2007
Today I recorded Jen Lightfoot all day.
— October 28th 2007
The Hellside Wranglers show last night was a lot of fun. Rich's car died on the
way to the show so the night started out great, but I will write more about it
in the War Journal. I am catching up on things a bit here at the porn store.
Trying to get some booking and website stuff situated, exciting !!!
— October 27th 2007
Selling Porn all day and then later on tonight, I
have what will most likely be my last show with the Hellside Wranglers.
— October 26th 2007
Today I was sick and did nothing except, I finished cutting the last of the 7"
covers. I have a few left to assemble but all 500 have now been scored, cut, and
folded. Oh yeah, last night Ant and I began writing a new song !!!
— October 25th 2007
Selling Porn ... another new show, Bitchslicer
practice tonight.
— October 24th 2007
Nothing special happened today, I guess. I
sold porn all day, and then I worked on finishing up the last of the 7" covers.
— October 23rd 2007
Selling porn and then later we got Bitchslicer
practice. Today I added a new review, and hopefully later on tonight or tomorrow I
will add a few new show listings and a War Journal entry about the show last night.
— October 22nd 2007
Today I recorded Jen Lightfoot all day, and
then tonight I will be playing bass with the Hellside Wranglers.
— October 21st 2007
The show last night was great !!! I will post
a War Journal entry soon ... but let me just say that Ant really busted his ass
and worked hard with us over the last two and a half weeks, and even though he was
sick with bronchitis and felt like shit last night he did such a kick ass job and
I am truly proud to have him on board !!! I posted a few pictures form last night
in the photo section and there are some new shows.
— October 20th 2007
I am currently selling Porn. I just finished
adding pictures from the last Bitchslicer show to the Photo page, it is now 100%
current. I am looking forward to tonight !!! Our first show with Ant, a night of
music with most of my friends, my sister is coming down to hang out, and I don't
have to get up early for work tomorrow morning ... life is good !!!
— October 19th 2007
I got up earlier than normal today and went
to the warehouse to work on "Sex with Sharks". I went through everything, tweaked
a few things, adjusted the mixed, made some notes about what all is left to do and
then I recorded a few guitar solos. I have 6 guitar leads left to record, a few
minor edits, and then vocals to do on 14 songs. Once all of that is done, the album
will be ready to mix. Afterwards, Ant came over and we did a quick run through of
the set and called it a night. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun.
— October 18th 2007
Today I went with Fran (from Scareho), to
the Relapse Records warehouse and it was fucking awesome !!! Orion showed me
around and introduced me to everyone, and helped us put our CD's in the Relapse
distro catalogue. It was so bad ass at the warehouse, and I was reduced to a wide
eyed fanboy just looking around overwhelmed by how cool everything was. There were
framed enlargements of the releases everywhere there was open wall space, and I
was standing in the room with all of the stock from the catalogue, it was so cool.
Thank You Fran & Orion !!!
— October 17th 2007
Recording Paths 2 Glory, then Bitchslicer
Practice. Looks like we will be playing two new songs this weekend, along with
an old one that we haven't played out since October 2004.
— October 16th 2007
Recording Paths 2 Glory, then Bitchslicer
Practice. Justin learned the new song instantly, kick ass !!!
— October 15th 2007
Today I worked on some DIY CD assembly for Bitchslicer :: Cum Inside, and then
Ant came over. We ran the set and wrote a new song. We were having so much fun
that we didn't notice that a little over three hours passed by as we played, great
night. Afterwards we got burgers from Checkers.
— October 14th 2007
The show last night was fun, it would have
better if it was only four bands though, us, DGB, and two others I think. I will
write about it shortly in the War Journal.
— October 13th 2007
Selling porn, then my first show playing bass
with the Hellside Wranglers.
— October 12th 2007
We had a full practice tonight, everything seriously kicked ass !!! We ran the
whole new set, then we talked about how much the set kicked ass for a while, and
then we ran the whole set again. I don't ever recall a time when things felt this
good. Everyone is on the same page with everything now it seems, and there is
no drama or bullshit whatsoever with anything. It is just the three of us in a
room, having a great time, & appreciating the opportunity to play music without
the dark cloud of negativity that always seems to creep in, and eventually suck
the life out of what makes playing music the greatest thing imaginable.
— October 11th 2007
Sleep, Sell Porn, Eat Quesadillas, and then
Watch Horror Movies all night, times are tough.
— October 10th 2007
Today I did manage to get the CD covers finished, thanks to Victoria. It cost
twice as much as any place I normally go to but at this point it didn't matter.
The Internet was being all crazy today so I actually went to McDonalds, and bought
a wifi pass to work on the website, answer some emails about upcoming shows, and
drink sweet tea. When I got home from McDonalds, the Internet was working again
so I spent the rest of what would be twelve hours working on the computer. I collected,
manipulated, and resized images for a PROMO page and I added two of Skinny Jonny's
pictures to the ART page ... tons of other stupid shit, like wasting time on "display"
— October 09th 2007
I got up today and went downtown determined
to finish the second side of the CD covers I failed to finish yesterday. I went
to four different copy places and failed to get them done. After that I went back
to the warehouse for practice, full band tonight. We started off going through
each song one by one. Justin noticed a few things that I had not really noticed, so
we worked two or three more little bugs and then worked on a ninth song.
— October 08th 2007
I went to battle today, trying to make some DIY album covers at the Staples in
south Philly. I did manage to make all of the color & black and white covers I
needed for the 7"s, but the black and white machine was stuck on making like 800
copies so when it got near 100 I had to start fist fighting the card reader for
my credit card back to stop the copy process. The color covers went off without
a hitch until I got to side two of the Cum Inside CD covers ... complete failure.
After this I knocked around at the warehouse for a bit looking for some images
I needed for the Bitchslicer site updates until Ant came over. We spent the whole
night in review. We went back and combed through the songs we have worked out
so far and proceeded to work out a few bugs here and there. I feel confident that
the set is solid at this point.
— October 07th 2007
I have been tweaking the website all day.
I added an "Artwork" page, I added the remaining PHOTOS to the website. So now
the only ones to add are from the last show we played on 09/22 ... I consider
that pretty up to speed. I also added a WAR JOURNAL entry about the show last
week 09/29, and probably some other things I am not thinking of right now. So
after I finish my shift of selling porn, I am going to go and practice with the
Hellside Wranglers. Their bass player is in jail so I am going to be filling in
for most of there upcoming shows.
— October 06th 2007
Bitchslicer practice ... tonight we reached my goal of working out the eighth,
of eight songs for our proposed temporary set list Anthony has been kicking ass
!!!
— October 05th 2007
Bitchslicer practice, we are now up to seven songs. I feel very confident that
we will not only be ready for the show on Oct. 20th, but it is going to kick ass
!!!
— October 04th 2007
An important message from Shifty Shane Jenkins ... "attention all: i have officailly
quit that non-talented band, bitchslicer. they suck ass, and are a bunch of pussies.
listen to the dark lords of stonehurst if you wanna hear actual good music. again,
fuck bitchslicer and gary and justin can both lick my nutsack."
— October 03rd 2007
Jammed with Anthony again tonight. Things
are going really great, already have 6 songs worked out.
— October 02nd 2007
Well, tonight we jammed out with our new
drummer, Anthony Montone, the Antman. He played drums and sang in Hellblock 6,
& is currently the guitar player / singer in the Dead Gerber Babies. We have
been friends for years and worked together on numerous projects, so I am beyond
exited to have him on board. We already have some new material written.
— October 01st 2007
A day of reflection.
— September 30th 2007
Last night was a fiasco of sorts, but in
the end I feel as though a few, very positive elements came together.
— September 29th 2007
Selling porn, until the show tonight. Dead Gerber Babies, Scareho, & us. I can't
wait, it's always great to hang out with those guys.
— September 27th 2007
Selling porn, and updating the website,
a few more photos.
— September 25th 2007
Recording the Hydrogen Hell Horses.
— September 24th 2007
Recording the Hydrogen Hell Horses.
— September 23rd 2007
Last nights show was fun, hopefully very
soon I will post the War Journal entries for it, and the show last Saturday.
Also, today I added some more photos to the photo page. The shows range from
07/04/07 through 08/25/07. As of right now I only need to add pictures from the
last three shows it will be completely up to speed.
— September 22nd 2007
The second half of the Photo page update is almost complete. I added another 100
pictures from recent shows with the current Bitchslicer lineup. The shows range
from 03/10/07 through 06/30/07.
— September 21st 2007
Recording the Hydrogen Hell Horses.
— September 20th 2007
The first half of the Photo page update
is complete. I added about 100 pictures from early Bitchslicer shows with
Addam, Sherm, Whit, & Kopp. The shows range from 05/15/02 through 10/28/04.
— September 19th 2007
Recording Paths 2 Glory.
— September 18th 2007
Recording Paths 2 Glory.
— September 17th 2007
Justin will be performing the marriage
ceremony at my sisters wedding.
— September 16th 2007
The benefit last night went well, over
$1,000 was raised for Autism Research.
— September 15th 2007
I am selling porn all day and re-sizing old photos for the Photo page. Tonight
is the Autism Benefit at the El Bar.
— September 14th 2007
Recorded Sollubi all day.
— September 13th 2007
Website tweaks, nothing special to report.
Although the Spades are back in for the 22nd. They were in, then out, now back
in.
— September 12th 2007
Shane and I got together tonight and
began working on a new song.
— September 11th 2007
Bitchslicer practice, tonight we worked
on teaching Justin some of the older songs to possibly start mixing in with
the set. I am sure we will start doing "Thrasher", and we may or may not do
"Online Predator" & "I Dream of Snakes"
— September 10th 2007
New War Journal entry
— September 09th 2007
Website tweaks & some new shows.
— September 08th 2007
While selling porn all day, I began re-sizing all the pictures I scanned this
week. I also fixed a few bugs, and made some fliers for upcoming shows. The flier
for the Sept. 22nd show, is the best flier I have ever made ... amazing !!!
— September 07th 2007
The show last night was fun, War Journal
soon. Also today, I finished scanning all of the remaining show photos, & then
added some upcoming shows.
— September 06th 2007
Scanning photos all day, then Play at Mojo
13.
— September 05th 2007
I scanned old show photos all day, & then
went to the Balcony for the Needles Jones Benefit.
— September 04th 2007
I set up a little work area to scan all of
the old Bitchslicer show photos I had laying around in envelopes. I didn't start
scanning but I did go through everything and figure out what need scanned, which
was a huge, tedious, pain in the ass.
— September 03rd 2007
NEW - Tales form the Porn Store !!!
— September 02nd 2007
Today, more work with the Hydrogen Hell
Horses.
— September 01st 2007
Today I finished re-sizing all of the newer
show photos. So all of the show photos I have are resized and ready except for a
few old shows that I have to scan photos for. If all goes well that should get
done this week ... and if not, then it will never get done.
— August 30th 2007
Today I went to retrieve the results to my Hepatitis C test, which was negative
by the way, and I truly caught a glimpse of what hell must be like. I guess this
place is sort of a one stop, for Hepatitis C, Methadone, & and all things white
trash. There was a small mob outside of those people who always have to stand
next to you at concerts. The ones who get so drunk in the parking lot before the
show, that they can barely stand up on their own ... but still manage to find
you, stand next to you, scream like retards the whole time, and ask you about your
tattoos while they spill beer all over you. Yes, they are all on Methadone, everyone
last one of them.
— August 28th 2007
Recording the Hydrogen Hell Horses.
— August 26th 2007
The show last night was great, all the
bands were great. War Journal soon.
— August 25th 2007
Sell porn all day, then rock-n-roll all
night.
— August 22nd 2007
Hydrogen Hell Horses, vocal tracks.
— August 21st 2007
More Hydrogen Hell Horses, mostly guitar
tracks.
— August 20th 2007
Today we began recording the Hydrogen Hell
Horses. We set up and recorded all of the drums tracks today. I like the music
these guys are playing it has an old Motley Crue kind of feel to it. The thing
that I found the most interesting about this band is that they formed the band
when they were all in 07th grade, and now they are all in their early 30's so
it is pretty interesting.
— August 19th 2007
The BBQ last night was a lot of fun. War
Journal entry soon. We might be playing at Mojo 13 on September 06th, still
pending, and I added a Tales from the Porn Store page on the site.
— August 18th 2007
Only 90 minutes more of selling porn, until I
am off to the Den of Germs BBQ.
— August 17th 2007
Today we finished up all the recording on my
end for the Apogee project. They recorded all of the drums, bass, & guitar with
me and plan on adding over dubs, vocals, and mixing the album themselves.
— August 16th 2007
Asides from the Febrile Seizure's, today was
pretty uneventful.
— August 15th 2007
I don't have AIDS, I don't have syphilis, &
I don't like pulling my pants down so that the 80 year old, middle eastern,
grim reaper, can mess around with my genitals. On a lighter note we finished up
the My Version Of It recordings today.
— August 14th 2007
The show last night went pretty amazing for a Monday show. Vermefug was Killer
!!! I will try to post a War Journal entry later on today.
— August 13th 2007
Show tonight at Queen of Sheba II.
— August 09th 2007
Temple of Brutality canceled the show for tonight in Allentown, it's a good thing
that the promoter didn't tell anyone.
— August 06th 2007
I finished up the "Studio" page, and put it up on
the Bitchslicer site today.
— August 05th 2007
Today I started putting together a catalogue of
recording projects that I have worked on. Of the 105 projects I have worked on, 16
of them are various Bitchslicer recordings.
— August 04th 2007
Some bullshit website updating, working on some
new pages and features for the site though. Hopefully to reveal soon !!!
— August 02nd 2007
New show added, Monday August 13th & Queen of
Sheba II at 45th & Baltimore.
— August 01st 2007
Last nights show at the Tritone was fun. It had
it's share of technical difficulties but it was still a fun night. I will hopefully
be posting a War Journal entry later on tonight about the show.
— July 31st 2007
Tritone, tonight
— July 30th 2007
Bitchslicer.com now features a "Video" section.
— July 29th 2007
The show last night was great. The bands were all
great, despite the heat and humidity. Everyone had problems keeping their guitars
in tune. Not that it was a bad thing, but there were way too many people there last
night, that I could have spent the whole night talking to individually.
— July 28th 2007
Two hours of sleep, fourteen hours of selling porn,
& then off to the rock-n-roll house party tonight.
— July 27th 2007
Recording Apogee.
— July 26th 2007
Recording Apogee.
— July 25th 2007
Recording My Version Of It.
— July 24th 2007
Recording My Version Of It.
— July 23rd 2007
Recording My Version Of It.
— July 22nd 2007
The show last night was great, Northern Liberties
are unbelievable. Beyond that, I spent 14 hours today at the porn store on two &
half hours sleep, updating just about everything on the website.
— July 21st 2007
Tonight, Apogee, Bugs & Rats, and Northern Liberties. This is going to be the
last Bugs & Rats show.
— July 17th 2007
Instead of recording today I ended up going to some of the most annoying places
on the planet, Sam Ash &the Guitar Center. It sucked but we got a small Peavey
mixer to use for the basement shows we have been doing in west Philly.
— July 16th 2007
Today I messed around with guitar sounds, different amps, cabs, & processors for
the remaining leads on Sex with Sharks. I didn't end up recording anything but
I do now have a room at the studio filled with guitar amps. It was a blast just
digging out anything around the ware house to run a guitar through and messing
with it.
— July 11th 2007
The Extreme Audio Gangbang 7"'s came today, they
are so cool looking. They are on a milky transparent purple vinyl, SWEET !!!
— July 10th 2007
Today we finished the final Bass Tracks for Sex
with Sharks !!! Now, a few leads, Vocals, and mixing.
— July 09th 2007
Recording Bass tracks for Sex with Sharks.
— July 05th 2007
Damn, last night at Tritone was AMAZING, I will post a War Journal entry ASAP.
— July 04th 2007
I am sitting here at Tritone, resizing show photos
on my laptop, PARTY TIME !!!
— July 01st 2007
The show last night was great, read about it in the
War Journal. Thank You to Condemned by Hatred, Dead Gerber Babies, Den of Germs,
Scareho, & everyone who came and hung out. We will most likely continue to have these
basement shows once a month.
— June 28th 2007
Tonight I went through all of the hard copy photos I have to see which ones need
scanned. It was kind of sad looking back through all of the various lineups.
— June 27th 2007
Tonight I finished re-sizing all of the show photos on
my computer. Asides from scanning some old pictures I am almost caught up.
— June 26th 2007
Re-sizing show photos.
— June 25th 2007
Re-sizing show photos.
— June 24th 2007
Last night we played our 20th show with Justin playing bass in
the band, & our set rocked !!!
— June 23rd 2007
Last night was the Mandylion WWIII show ... I should be posting
a war journal entry later on.
— June 21st 2007
Re-sizing show photos.
— June 20th 2007
Re-sizing show photos.
— June 19th 2007
Practice. I had recently pick up this skull half mask that I was thinking about
wearing at some of our shows. So tonight at practice I tried it out. It is pretty
brutal singing in that thing, I don't know if will happen live.
— June 18th 2007
Today, instead of recording bass track, Justin & I went to NJ to the Pros from
Dover Studio (his other band) and tried to iron out some of the details in the
recording that they are working on. The stuff recorded so far sounds really good.
Also on the way over, we stopped at Wendy's for lunch. They have this new sandwich
called the Baconator, it is great !!!
— June 17th 2007
I spent all day working on the 7" layout, only to end up
making everything the wrong size, Damnit.
— June 16th 2007
Site Updates, New Show, Typical Bullshit.
— June 15th 2007
Today we got the test pressing for the 7" comp we are doing
on Obscenity Cult Records with Wallygrinder, Vaginal Necrosis, & It will End in Pure Horror.
— June 14th 2007
The show last night was a lot of fun, the Dead Gerber Babies
are great. A few people actually came out as well, I was expecting the show to be a total bust.
We kept trying to take band photos in the photo booth but Justin was too stupid too get his face
in any of the pictures. I will scan and post them online soon.
— June 13th 2007
I have been collecting and resizing all of the live
Bitchslicer photos I can find. Soon there will be a major update for the photo gallery.
— June 11th 2007
Thrash Fest was a blast, I will post a War Journal entry
very soon. The line up was Infernal Stronghold, Bludwulf, Sacrificial Blood, Trasher,
Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Bitchslicer, Raw Sewage, Dissector, Severed Hand, Oblivion. The
day was great, the bands were great, lots of fun.
— June 10th 2007
Thrash Fest !!!
— June 09th 2007
Today I was doing some promotion, and posting info about the upcoming shows on
the site & myspace, fun stuff. After all that I put the War Journal entry for
the show on Wednesday with Gut, & XXX Maniac.
— June 08th 2007
Tickets for the June 22nd show in Allentown are now, for sale
on the website.
— June 07th 2007
The show last night with Gut & XXX Maniac was great, I will
post a War Journal entry about it ASAP.
— May 29th 2007
Today the Extreme Audio Gangbang 4-way 7" split went in the mail. Our song "Night
of the Living Bourbon" is on the 7" along with Wallygrinder, Vaginal Necrosis,
& Wallygrinder. The vinyl is going to be purple, I can't wait. Alas, more Sex
with Sharks Bass Track with Justin
— May 26th 2007
Review of last night show at the Sterling with Lay
Waste is up in the War Journal
— May 22nd 2007
More of the Endless Bass Track with Justin. A few
things in his defense though ... he has had a piece of his gear break or malfunction
just about every time we have tried to work on stuff. So half of the time we have to
work then gets wasted on messing around until something new works. Something new, that
will break next time.
— May 21st 2007
Recording More Sex with Sharks Bass Track with
Justin
— May 19th 2007
New Shows Added
— May 16th 2007
New review up of Lycanthropic Fellatio Metal
Archives.
— May 15th 2007
Today was the final day of recording the stuff that
Addam & I had been working on. He is moving to Portland OR to work on airplanes in a
few weeks.
— May 14th 2007
Addam & I recorded more today. We finished up the Demoni stuff and began working
on this other thing. Which is now the 6th Bitchslicer related project in progress
... hahahaha. The list would be the Demoni project, this new side thing, Bitchslicer
04 Sex with Sharks, Bitchslicer 02 Count Drunkula, One for the Ladies 02, & a
Full length of acoustic, country-ish material. Some of this stuff is gonna stay
on the back burner for a while though.
— May 12th 2007
2 new reviews up, one of Lycanthropic Fellatio from
Adrenaline Fanzine, & one of Cum Inside from Metal Archives.
— May 08th 2007
Addam & I recorded more today, then Justin and I did more bass tracks. The show
last night at the Balcony was great, it was Rich's 40th birthday. We played with
Scareho, Love Cinema Volume 06, Headkick Rodeo, & Winocreep.
— May 07th 2007
Addam & I recorded again all day, we also watched
tapping & guitar shredder videos on you tube.
— May 06th 2007
Last night we played at Alexander's with Order of Merlin, Northern Liberties,
The Marx, Super Buick, & Exit Wound. The show was a good time. Turns out Alexander's
has a bunch goats out back which that place even more bad ass
— May 04th 2007
Today I recorded some vocal tracks for our song for the 7" split. It is official,
the 7" will include Bitchslicer, It Will End in Pure Horror, Wallygrinder, & Vaginal
Necrosis. This will be the first release on the newly formed Obscenity Cult Records
& Distro.
— May 02nd 2007
Addam and I worked more on the Demoni recordings today
, and after that I recorded some leads for a song we are going to be putting on a 4-Way
7" split "Extreme Audio Gangbang :: 01".
— May 01st 2007
Addam and I began recording the Demoni project today,
After that Justin came over to do Bass Tracks.
— April 30th 2007
Today Addam and I began setup to record this Demoni
project that we have been working on. After that we did vocals and finished up the
Wallygrinder stuff for the 7" comp.
— April 29th 2007
The show last night with Dead Gerber Babies, Necktie
& the Dark Lords of Stonehurst went pretty great, all things considered. So right now
I am selling porn on zero sleep.
— April 27th 2007
Addam and I began setup, to record the Demoni project
that we have been working on. Afterwards Bitchslicer played a show in Newark, DE with
Den of Germs, Dead Gerber Babies, & Call the Paramedics.
— April 26th 2007
After I got done selling porn today, Wallygrinder & I
worked on some electronic noise.
— April 24th 2007
Bitchslicer practice, then bass tracks.
— April 23rd 2007
Today I re-mixed the Re-Animator stuff.
— April 22nd 2007
After selling porn all day, Justin and I worked on Bass
tracks for Sex with Sharks.
— April 20th 2007
Addam and I got together and worked on the Demoni project. We will begin to record
this very soon.
— April 19th 2007
New review from Glory Eye Zine up on the Reviews page. Also today, we officially
launched the Obscenity Cult Records & Distro.
— April 18th 2007
Finished up the Re-Animator editing, and got everything
ready to remix.
— April 17th 2007
I spent all day editing the Re-Animator recordings, all
evening recording bass track for Sex with Sharks.
— April 16th 2007
New Reviews, New Shows, & Misc Updates.
— April 13th 2007
I spent Friday the 13th with Re-Animator. We finished
up all the recording today and mixed everything down. Everything is sounding good, however
I am planning on going through and doing some editing and really try to clean things up a
bit this week and do a remix to make everything sound bigger and better.
— April 12th 2007
Today Addam and I worked on smoothing out some stuff for
the Demoni project. Also, Phil from Eph Tradition came over and he and Addam had a drummers
swap meet.
— April 11th 2007
Snuff and Stuff Productions asked for an MP3 of "Porn of the Dead" from the Attack
of the Worldeater comp, to put up on their page. They are a new, metal promoter
trying to do some cool metal shows. So today I recorded new vocals, a new lead,
and did a better mix of it than on the comp version. I was in the midst of some
technical issues when I put the "Porn of the Dead - Static Mix" together for that
comp. I had a deadline, so I had to make it work. But I figured I would do a better
version. I will post it online soon hopefully. After that we worked on some more
of Justin's Bass tracks tonight.
— April 10th 2007
Today we finally began recording Justin's bass tracks
for Sex with Sharks. Getting a bass sound required a few hours of experimenting, a trip
to Burger King, and then going halfway across town in search of a bass pod, before we
could record a single note. The bass pod ended up doing the trick though, so it was
totally worth it.
— April 09th 2007
Today I recorded Re-Animator from Baltimore, all day.
It was sweet. They are doing a split with Zombie Ritual coming out on WormBlud Records.
On top of the CD being pressed their might be a 12" release also on green vinyl.
— April 08th 2007
I got up at 3PM today, and only because Rich Hillen was on his way over. We were
recording his new acoustic album today. After we were all set up, Hillen & I ate
Easter diner together at Burger King. Then we recorded all night. Before he left,
he already had his song "Masturbating to Myspace Pics" up on Myspace.
— April 07th 2007
I sold Porn for eight hours, recorded Eph Tradition for
three hours, and then watched Cannibal Holocaust with Wallygrinder. Life is rough.
— April 06th 2007
Today Addam and I worked on polishing up the songs we
have so far for the Demoni project. Afterwards Eph Tradition came over and we finished up
the bass tracks, recorded all of the vocals, and then did almost all of the mixing for
their new album.
— April 05th 2007
I got up super early today and finished the very last
bits of editing for the Sex with sharks album. Then Addam came over and we worked on the
Demoni project ... after that I sold porn all evening.
— April 04th 2007
I spilled water all over my computer today, it was
awesome !!! More work with Eph Tradition today, we knocked out the guitar tracks,
and almost all of the bass tracks. After wards we watch a screener of the new TMNT movie,
it's great.
— April 02nd 2007
The show yesterday was bad ass !!! There could have
been more people there I guess, but besides that it was amazing. I took a bunch of
pictures of the other bands, and this dude Danny took a bunch of pics of us. I will try
to get that stuff up this week. Also, I began recording the New Eph Tradition album today,
it was a lot of fun hanging out all day. We set up and recorded all of the drum tracks so
far.
— March 30th 2007
Not much going on this week, I been sick so I haven't
really done anything besides sleep.
— March 25th 2007
Last nights show kicked ass !!! New Show Added, April 27th @ The Pale Dog Tavern
in Newark, DE. Plus a handful of other misc. updates.
— March 23rd 2007
Editing Sex with Sharks
— March 21st 2007
Editing Sex with Sharks
— March 12th 2007
Editing Sex with Sharks
— March 11th 2007
Last nights show was Great. Hopefully I will finish
up the War Journal entries for this weeks shows, later on today. I just finished putting
up some pictures from the basement show we played two weeks ago.
— March 10th 2007
The show last night went good. We got to play with some great bands, meet some
cool people, and had a lot of fun. I didn't get to sleep that much since I had
to open the porn store today, but today is actually pretty awesome because after
I sell porn all day, I get to go play metal in a titty bar all night, and that
is pretty fucking cool.
— March 07th 2007
More Editing and a NEW SHOW added, plus some other
shows info got switched around. March 31st at Molly Maguires was canceled. Shane's
birthday show got moved from the Barbary to the Pontiac.
— March 06th 2007
Editing Sex with Sharks for approx 8 hours
— March 05th 2007
Editing Sex with Sharks from 12:30pm to 2:30 am
(I took a lot of breaks)
— March 02nd 2007
New show added - We are playing at a Titty Bar in
Smyrna, Delaware with Eph Tradition, Odd Squad, & Busted Knuckles on March 10th
— February 28th 2007
Today Addam and I started working on a fourth
song for the Demoni project. We actually did a really basic demo recording as well.
Then Shane and I worked on more editing. After that I worked on some restructuring
of the Worldeater Records website while Kevin got the packages of Bitchslicer III CD's
ready to send out for reviews. SHOW ADDED, Saturday April 28th at the Barbary. Shifty
Shane Jenkin's 21st birthday with Bitchslicer, Necktie, Shane's other band that as of
yet has no name, and one more TBA.
— February 27th 2007
Worked on Editing for the Sex with Sharks CD.
— February 26th 2007
Today I spent the whole day working on
researching booking connections. Boring shit, but it's necessary.
— February 25th 2007
Today I posted a War Journal entry about last nights show with Scareho, & Sacrificial
Blood. I also added a new show, May 07th at the Balcony for Rich Hillen's 40th
Birthday.
— February 24th 2007
I just posted entries in the War Journal for the
last two shows we played 02/17/07 & 02/19/07. I also added a new show, March 15th at
the Barbary with Clamfight & S.P.E.N.T.
— February 23rd 2007
Today Shane and I worked on the new song, and then
worked on picking up where we last left off with the editing on Sex With Sharks. Earlier
in the day Addam and I got together and worked on the Demoni project.
— February 22nd 2007
I wasted about seven or eight hours today researching
venues and promoters, & I did send out a few emails about some shows.
— February 21st 2007
Tonight Shane and I got together and started writing
another new song, this will be the third new song Post "Sex with Sharks". After practice
we made some buttons and put together some CD's, replenishing the stock for what we been
getting rid of at shows lately.
— February 20th 2007
The acoustic show last night at Bar Noir was fun. I
will post more info in the War Journal. Also I know that Kevin took pictures so maybe some
of them will go up in Photo section soon as well.
— February 19th 2007
The pictures from Saturdays show are up in the photo
section.
— February 18th 2007
The Show last night at the old Maple Inn with Primal
Embrace, Neocracy, Black Baccara, From Dissension, & Warhawks was a lot of fun. I will
most likely have a summary about the show posted in the WAR JOURNAL, shortly. I know
that Christina took a few pictures at the show, they might be up in a few days.
— February 16th 2007
Well all of the extra shifts I have been doing at
the porn store are officially over with. This coming Monday we will begin to work on
finishing up the Sex with Sharks album.
— February 15th 2007
Today Addam and I got together and worked more on
the Demoni project. We began working on a third song today.
— February 14th 2007
I just put up photos from the 2 shows we played this
past weekend ... photos by
cwPHOTOGRAPHY &
Harrington
Photography. I also added a new show, West Philly on Saturday Feb. 24th, the details
will be up ASAP. Also last night at practice we just about finished up a new song called
"Born Erect" (inspired by the adult film of the same title)
— February 13th 2007
I just updated the WAR JOURNAL. I posted info on the
the last four shows we played ... 01/27/06, 02/03/07, 02/09/07, 02/11/06.
— February 12th 2007
Last night we played at the Sky Bar in Somerville, MA
(which is pretty much Boston) with Psycho, It will End in Pure Horror, and Hirudinea. The
show was great. Joe (Harrington Photography), & Rich (It will End in Pure Horror) took
pictures that will hopefully be up on the site this week. We also got a board recording of
the show which I have not yet listened to, but if its half decent I will put that up on the
website as well.
— February 10th 2007
The show at the Tritone last night with It will End in Pure Horror, Rich Hillen,
& Humanasaur was a blast !!! By far the best of the three shows we have played
since Justin joined up. Kevin (Northern Liberties), & Christine (cwPHOTOGRAPHY),
both took pictures. Hopefully I will have them up on the website later this week.
— February 09th 2007
Today started out great from the moment I woke up. Our "Sex with Sharks" shirts
had been delivered and where waiting downstairs. Kevin (Northern Liberties) gave
me his bass head that I had been using for my guitar amp, for my birthday. My
family came down to Philly to hang out, and we have a show later on tonight at
the Tritone. Great Day !!!
— February 08th 2007
Last night when I got home from work Kevin (Northern
Liberties) had screen printed the rest of our Lycanthropic Fellatio Shirts, & according to
our UPS tracking number, our Sex with Sharks Shirts are at the UPS station 2 blocks from our
warehouse. So we will have both available at the shows this weekend, & they will be available
online next week.
— February 06th 2007
I just finished posting the pictures from the show
we played at Alexander's on Saturday. Photos by
cwPHOTOGRAPHY
— February 04th 2007
Last night we played @ Alexander's again. We played
a lot better than last week. Justin's lady Christina, took some pictures so I will put
them up when I get them.
— February 02nd 2007
Tonight we where working on some new songs. We
finished up one that we had written a while back and wrote another one.
— February 01st 2007
Last minute show added, THIS SATURDAY, Feb 03rd
@ Alexander's in Fleetwood, PA with Shotgun Facelift, Kickface, & Seduce the Machine
— January 31st 2007
Today we got the Bitchslicer III - Lycanthropic
Fellatio CD's back from pressing.
— January 30th 2007
Addam and I worked on the Demoni project some more
today. We finished up the second song.
— January 29th 2007
New show added, May 05th @ Alexander's in Fleetwood,
PA with Order of Merlin.
— January 28th 2007
Last night we played our first show with Justin @
Alexander's. It was a lot of fun. It was the first show we have done since July 12th,
so it felt pretty good to get back up on the bull. There are pictures from the show (
taken by Mike from Order of Merlin), are up in the picture section.
— January 27th 2007
New show added, March 31st @ Molly Macguire's Pub
in north east Philadelphia.
— January 26th 2007
Our Feb 10th show in Rochester just fell though,
anyone know of any other shows going on that day in between Philly & Boston ???
— January 25th 2007
Today we placed an order for new Shirts. The shirt
will be white on black and feature the Sex with Sharks artwork.
— January 23rd 2007
Addam and I work on the Demoni project some today, we
finished up the song we started working on last week and started working on a second song.
— January 22nd 2007
Mo has finished up the artwork for the next Bitchslicer CD "Sex with Sharks",
it is fucking hilarious !!! www.momoussa.com
— January 20th 2007
New show added, March 09th @ Hamilton Street Cafe, NJ
with Re-Animator, Ex Dementia, Swashbuckle, Pattern of Analysis.
— January 19th 2007
Today Addam "The Law" Carson (the original drummer & CO-founding member of Bitchslicer)
& I got to together to Jam. We began working on a recording project that I have
been wanting do for a while. More details to come as the project unfolds but for
we shall simply call it the Demoni Project.