Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic Fellatio
When I first started getting into this band I wasn't sure what to make of them. I like them but with song titles like "Legalize Beastiality Now" and "Dripping Creampie Kittens" I wasn't sure that I should take them seriously or not.

This is a great release. If you can imagine, really immoral pornography with some real good thrash metal then you might get some idea what this band is like. There seem to be a lot of 80's thrash influences with their sound but, for some reason, not in a dated way. I really like a good power trio and thats what this is. Really good heavy guitar/vocals. Bass and drum that play well together but don't over play. I have always been fond of trios and probably always will be.

Some of the great songs here are "Frankenstoned" "Metal Mania" and "Bitchslicer VS. the Police." This disc has very few filler tracks or bad songs but These most certainly stand out to me. "Black Echo" is another gem but it's only a little guitar solo that's less than 2 minutes. There is a Willie Nelson song on here that Bitchslicer completely devour! Mommas done in true metal fashion. It makes me break a sweat! Audio gold!

While this is a very good release from another Philly band, there are some drawbacks. What band needs to have another hidden song. The last song on this is around 45 minutes and there just isn't any reason for it. Another thing that I am just not fond if is GG Allen. They do one of his songs and while they make it their own, GG Allen really isn't worth paying any form of respect to or any royalties either.

All in all, this is a very good release from another quality band from Pennsylvania. Good thrash metal done right will always put a smile on my face. That's exactly what this is, good thrash metal!

- VincentPghPa PA Hardcore / Stereo Killer

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic Fellatio
Is it Thrash? Is it Death/Grind? Is it Punk? What the fuck… Is it Thrash/Punk/Death/Grind? Who the fuck cares what genre it is cause its Bitchslicer!!!! Yup pill popping degenerates and methadone scum of every gruesome shape and size will love ‘Lycanthropic Fellatio’ cause this recording is perfect for sore picking and cunt humping. Lest you clean folk fell left out of the fray; don’t fret cause you don’t have to be a junkie to love Bitchslicer. The only requirement is that you’re twisted.

All right, now that I am more geeked up than Barry Bonds after a towel biting injection I’ll tell you about Bitchslicer. ‘Lycanthropic Fellatio’ has a grit under your fingernails garage vibe, and all the songs seem like they were composed while consuming several bottles of Guinness or tequila. The guitars shred in heavy speed riffs strummed quick enough to crumble a pick. Lead breaks are hammering with solos that squeal like a cop/pig getting his knees drilled. Adding to the dementia are animalistic vocals that cross between screeching shouts, sandpaper rubbed against tonsils gargles, and group shouts. The drums area played effectively in quick complimentary patterns, and the double bass has an energetic popping sound to it reminding me of beef-n-chili farts on a vinyl-covered sofa. The bass provides a nice side of pork for both the drums and guitars as it hurtles through tracks in lower end revelry.

Musically the overall impression I get from Bitchslicer is that they are all about fun. Most of ‘Lycanthropic Fellatio’ is traditional Thrash, but with double bass as oppossed to the predominant single kick drum of the early to mid 80’s. Songs are infused with elements of Rigor Mortis spun into a slightly Frightmare horror ambiance. Other minor influences I hear are from The Misfits, and “Sabertooth” would make the Dead Kennedy’s smile. Anyway, I hate doing band comparisons cause its tremendously hit or miss. Freaks with a fondness for skanks, porn, slasher flicks, and werewolf blowjobs should be lining up to buy this extremely worthy album for a CD collection begging for more maddening Thrashing gore.

- Mike Lidia Unholy Cult

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic Fellatio
I was stunned when I saw the cover artwork of this CD…a female lycanthropy performing an oral sex with a monster who looks a lot like Skeletor. I mean, that would really hurt right? Imagine a she-wolf giving you a head. 3rd full length album from this 3 piece horror / porn themed thrash metal band from Philadelphia, PA. Every song is filled with ripping guitar shreds / solos, ferocious drum beats and frantic vocal style. Aggressive songs about Green Skull (the monster who looks like Skeletor), demons, scarecrows, skateboarding, and werewolves. They even did their own rendition of GG Allin’s “Gimme Some Head” and Willie Nelson’s “Mommas”. Although some of Bitchslicer’s songs are horror / porn inspired, I still don’t like the idea of singing about Beastiality (Lagalize Beastiality Now / Dripping Creampie Kittens), the upcoming album is even entitled “Sex with Sharks”. If you’re into mid 80’s to early 90’s thrash metal, then you better check this out.

- L Harsh Bastard Zine #01

Bitchslicer :: III - Lycanthropic Fellatio
BITCHSLICER is a 3 piece thrash metal band from Philadelphia with a horror and porn themed. Don't be mistaken for you all guys but thrash metal of BITCHSLICER is quite not a cup of my tea, cup of my coffee, a cup of my soda, or neither not a cup of my beer. Ha! Well, I guess you know already what I mean. But to be fair for this band of course BITCHSLICER deserves to have a good review. I'm not asshole brainless nonsense reviewer out there but of course if you like the band you praise it and if you review the band they deserves it. Well "Lycanthropic Fellatio" album is their third one and BITCHSLICER play into catchy, lots thrashy riffs of guitars, tempos are mostly moderate, guitar solo and adlib, etc. the vocals play also into angry hardcore vocals with some screaming parts. And the guitar like I've said are more into thrashy riffs and the drums plays with some good catchy beats. The problem is I can't find the horror and porn theme here coz lyrics is missing on this album so I can't judge what kind of porn they are talking here. But the titles can find below and check it out and see the porn and horror theme. Also there one track that play in acoustic guitar like some acoustic folk song. Well, anyway just check it out this album direct to the band to judge what I'm talking about or order it thru the label Worldeater records. (J)

- Noise Attack ZIne

Bitchslicer :: ... one for the ladies
The nastiest of the nasties, Bitchslicer has gone and done the unthinkable in releasing an all acoustic mini cd entitled, One For The Ladies. Is it truly for the ladies, not necessarily it just doesn't have any of the profanity and obscenities that we've became accustomed to when dealing with Bitchslicer. Personally, I'm quite fond of the disc as I'm a big fan of King Gary's vocals as well as his lyrics.

One For The Ladies is seven tracks in length and features a plethora of emotions; ranging from love to agony. I'm hard-pressed to pick out a single track that stands out, as everything here is wonderful. "Danielle's Eyes" opens the EP and I have a hard time trying not to get too misty-eyed. King Gary reaches way down and rips at the heartstrings of any one person who's truly loved a woman. From here we travel through the murky darkness of "With Death Tonight" and then it lightens up with a bluesy rendition of "Blue Moon". Those of you who love Johnny Cash as much as I do will love King Gary's version of "Like A Soldier". Not much is different, it's the mood, the sound of KG's guitar and his voice that makes the difference. There are a few other tracks on here definitely worthy of your time including one or two instrumentals that'll chill you to the bone.

If you think you know Bitchslicer, think again, there's a whole lot more to this band than profanity and pornography. One Night For The Ladies is by far one of the cheapest and best cd's I've taken in as of late. Get it!
- Black Angel Promotions

Bitchslicer :: Cum Inside
These guys are very entertaining. In my CD, I have little cut out of hearts. Not sure if it comes with all of the CD's or just mine, but it's a nice touch. These guys have a unique sound. Punk rock with a touch of death metal. Their lyric's are pretty amusing. The vocals remind me of Glen Danzing when he plays with the Misfits. Just the way he sings through out, it reminds me of this singer in Bitchslicer. They are fast, double bass keeping everything moving along nicely. Heavier than punk, but not as heavy as death metal.
- Jen's Metal Page

Bitchslicer :: Cum Inside
The city of brotherly love has a most vile and evil beast that lurks through its streets. This beast, my friend, is a band called Bitchslicer! Although we know the band is signed to World Eater Records, not much else is known. For the second week in a row, we are in the dark. hahahaha! The disc we have today is entitled "Cum Inside", the cover is very amusing. It features three green, alien-lookin' Hermaphrodites having a three-way fuck/murder fest. After staring in awe at the cover, I was hysterically excited to see what Bitchslicer was about. Boys and girls, nothing could have prepared me for all of the Thrashin', slammin' and moshin' I was about to be engulfed in. "Cum Inside" is jammed packed with Oldschool Thrash/Punk/Metal tunes, in the vein of a few bands such as Anthrax (before they sucked), D.R.I., Prong and Metal Church. Indeed, I have taken a much needed strole down memory lane. To make my trip much more joyful, the band even does a punk version of a Hank Williams tune.

"Drag My Own Coffin To Hell" starts the madness off. Believe me when I say this song is a moshin' anthem that could have been released long ago. I don't know whether I wanna break something or go run my car into a brick wall. Seriously, everything about this song is just nasty, from the blazing guitar riffs to the insatiable leadbreak, from start to finish it's a killer. The next track to catch my attention is "Evil Awakening", yet another barnburner of ferocious Thrash Metal ecstasy. This time around, the drums and bass seem to be the driving force of the track. However, the leadbreak will please every guitar demon within twenty miles. One thing to be noted is that the majority of the songs on this album are under three minutes in length, this gives the album more of a Punk Rock feel. "Sodomancer" is another hymn crammed full of chunky speed riffs and thundering drum lines. Once again the leadbreak is fucking nuts! This time it reminds me of something that would have came directly off of one of the first Metal Church albums. Title track, "Cum Inside", is where the band loses me a little bit. The music isn't bad at all, in fact it's awesome, but the lyrics are a little too over the top for my tastes. As I mentioned earlier, the band does a Hank Williams track, the tune they cover is none other than "Your Cheatin' Heart". I was so very amused with this song that I had to listen to it at least three times before I went on to the next tune. The band tones down a good bit for this track but they still maintain that nasty Punk attitude and even scream out the word "Motherfucker"!

I have been very impressed with this band, as matter of fact, I have found myself jamming this disc more than others because the bulk of everything out at the current moment makes me sick! Besides, these guys are fucking sick musicians! If this album were to fall into the right hands, the band would be snatched up and signed faster than you can say shallow grave and this cd is only five bucks. You will not find music this fucking good for a better price anywhere! What are you waiting on, go buy the fucking cd and get your teeth kicked in!
- Black Angel Promotions

Bitchslicer :: Cum Inside
From the almighty Worldeater Records, whose Hellblock 6 has become a regular wall-shaker here at Paniscus HQ, comes Bitchslicer with the coolest soundtrack to hell you’ll ever be privileged to hear. A full-length 19-track that combines multiple recording sessions and tacks on a few surprises, this is some pretty bitchin’ shit – the harshest of death metal conducted in an ‘80s heavy metal style. In fact it’s almost hair metal in some places, retrieved from the edge of cheese by a hot beef injection of the Misfits. “Drag My Own Coffin to Hell” contains one of the most elemental anthems in all of metal (“Die! Die! Die motherfucker, die!”), “King Cobra – Ode to Thrash” is an instantly classic instrumental that’s joined in status by “Touch of Death,” there are a couple of “Instrumental Movie Version” headbangers (“Snuffed” and “Evil Awakening,” both of which also appear on the album with awesome vocals intact), while “Outrun the Fire” and “Long Live the End” take a surprisingly favorable death-folk turn. Livened up with cartoon music, soundbytes, “This is Satan” (“Drunken Phone Call – Session”) and a Hank Williams tune (“Y.C.H.”), not to mention some great graphics, this is fucking brilliant all the way around.
- Paniscus Review