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Interview: #13 – Fuck Face<\/strong> (Interviewed by King Gary).<\/p>\n Where are you from?<\/strong> When did the band form?<\/strong> How did the band come together?<\/strong> Where does the name Fuck Face come from?<\/strong> Oh yeah, I remember that! What were some of the other possible names you had? I remember there were some funny ones.<\/strong> What music have you released so far and on what formats?<\/strong> Which musical format do you prefer and why: Cassette, Vinyl, CD, or MP3?<\/strong> Why is Vinyl superior?<\/strong> Have you play many shows (tour, shows with larger bands)?<\/strong> Of the bands that you named, who was cool and who were assholes?<\/strong> Wow, Deicide has been one of my favorites since high school, how were they live? Did you get to meet them?<\/strong> You guys have played with Anal Cunt a few times now, am I right?<\/strong> Is the rumor I heard about you, bob, and one of the guys from the touring Anal Cunt line-up all true? The one that you all got fucked up after one of the shows you played together, and then made an adult film reenacting some of the lyrics to both Anal Cunt and Fuck Face songs? <\/strong> What are you favorite bands?<\/strong> What are your biggest influences<\/strong>? What do you find offensive or obscene?<\/strong> Ok, let me re-phrase that. Is there anything even more offensive and obscene than Fuck Face?<\/strong> What is your favorite porno?<\/strong> Who is your favorite porn actor\/actress?<\/strong> Isabella Soprano? But she has a really small ass?<\/strong> Who is your favorite comic book or cartoon character?<\/strong> Should there be Batman pornography?<\/strong> What do your parents think of your band?<\/strong> What do you spend the most time doing online?<\/strong> Why should people listen to your band?<\/strong> Would it also be acceptable if hookers got all amped up on your music, and then they went out to rob and rape people? Or am I missing the point here?<\/strong> What is your definition of \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcTrue\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 grindcore?<\/strong> What are some examples of fake grindcore?<\/strong>![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.talesfromthepornstore.com\/TFTPS\/PHOTOS\/INTERVIEW013t.gif\")
What is the name of your band?<\/strong>
\nFuck Face.<\/p>\n
\nSouth Philadelphia.<\/p>\n
\n2003.<\/p>\n
\nDrummer Walt and guitarist Dan wanted to play some speed metal, and then turned into a grind band under the name Condemned by Hatred. Later Bob was added on vocals in 2004. CBH played a few shows and then Dan had to part ways with CBH. Meanwhile Bob and Walt changed the bands name to Fuck Face and started using an iPod for live guitar tracks. Then in late 2009 they added new guitarist mike, and a second vocalist Dirty Dave.<\/p>\n
\nIt was originally the name of one of our songs, and King Gary suggested that we use that as our band name.<\/p>\n
\nDamn I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t remember. We had like 4. Bob wanted Flabbersnatch. I think I wanted Hooker Stomper or Boy Molester.<\/p>\n
\n3 CDs
\n– 2004 CBH: Soundtrack to a Brutal Massacre
\n– 2005 CBH: Toolbagnation
\n– 2008 Fuck Face: Flabbersnatched<\/p>\n
\nVinyl<\/p>\n
\nVinyl just sounds so much better and clearer, plus you hear more of what’s being played.<\/p>\n
\nWe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve played a bunch of shows, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how many off hand. We have played with the likes of: Anal Cunt, Deicide, Total Fucking Destruction, Brutal Truth, Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, and a bunch more that would take me forever to name.<\/p>\n
\nAll the bands were cool except Anal Cunt. Seth is a fuck knob.<\/p>\n
\nDeicide was boring live and Glenn Benton was a real dick to everyone. I hung with him back stage but he wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sign the CDs I brought in, and they cut there set short saying he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like the crowd\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s response.<\/p>\n
\nYeah this was the second time playing with them. I grew up listing to them, but can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stand them as people\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 retards.<\/p>\n
\nYeah it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s true. The video is up online somewhere. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSecret Tales of Anal Cunt and Fuck Face Naked Backstage\u00e2\u20ac\u2122.<\/p>\n
\nWalt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s are: Dying Fetus, Pig Destroyer, Anal Cunt, & Fear Factory. Bob likes from a Second Story Window and Blood Duster. Mike loves GG Allin and old Brooklyn punk and hardcore. Dirty Dave loves Ol\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Dirty Bastard and lots of noise and cyber-grind.<\/p>\n
\nDealing with everyday society pissing us off, and life in general. We like to write about real life experiences and turn them into songs. Our song \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcAnal Atrophy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 is about Mike shitting his pants, and our song \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcClap\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 is about Walt taking a girl home after a show and catching an STD from her.<\/p>\n
\nWe are offensive and obscene.<\/p>\n
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure there is, but does it offend us if anything makes us laugh?<\/p>\n
\nAny porn where the chick has a big fat ass.<\/p>\n
\nIsabella Soprano.<\/p>\n
\nFor a skinny girl she has a fatty.<\/p>\n
\nHmmm. Batman.<\/p>\n
\nThat would be hot… Batman fucks Catwoman and Harley Quinn at the same time.<\/p>\n
\nThey Fucking hate it.<\/p>\n
\nJerking off.<\/p>\n
\nSo they can get all worked up, pissed off, and go rape and rob hookers; or if they love true grindcore.<\/p>\n
\nThat would be cool, but yeah you are missing the point. The point is hookers aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t people. They are worthless scum that no one cares about, and when you kill one no one cares.<\/p>\n
\nSpeed, speed, rape, humor, more speed, and plenty of offensive shit, lots of blast beats, fast guitar, and songs under a min.<\/p>\n
\nThere are so many bands out there now that say they are grind, but don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have a fucking clue what grind really is. I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think of any band names right now, but there are a ton.<\/p>\n